Friday, March 2, 2012

A Few Gems from Delia

Today Delia's class was supposed to dress "wacky" for their Dr. Seuss birthday party!

Delia: "Why does Santa have a wife?"
Me: "I don't know baby."
Delia: "Maybe so she can feed him."
Me: "You're probably right."

(Stepping on the bathroom scale)
Delia: "Mama, how much do I weigh?"
Me: "34 pounds."
Delia: "How much do YOU weigh?"
(Stepping on the scale)
Me: "One HUNDRED and 34 pounds."
Delia: "Wow! You're strong!"
Me: "That's right."

2 comments:

Mary Ann said...

How sweet! Next time I step on the scale and it continues to climb I'll just be happy I am getting stronger. :-)

Anonymous said...

That's hilarious! I ventured to stand on my scale yesterday. It hasn't moved a bit!!! So, I'm REALLY strong!